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Benny WONG is just smarter than everyone else. There are probably more smart people per square foot right here than anywhere else in the world, but Benny WONG is just smarter.

保龄球比赛

上星期六原本打算和老婆去Sunway Pyramid看电影. 可是因为找不到想看的电影, 所以就改变主意去打保龄球了. :Y:

想一想, 已经好久没有打保龄球了呀!

在柜台前给了2人4局(每人两局)的钱 – RM 30多.

第一盘成绩: 老婆[C] – 76, 我[S] – 121 [:D]

第二盘成绩: 老婆[C] – 123, 我[S] – 107

因为老婆输了第一盘不开心的样子, 所以我就特地让她赢第二盘呀! 现在老公不好当呀! :xknow:

总成绩: 老婆 – 199, 我 – 228

我的成绩保持在100分一局, 还算不错吧! :P

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支持华仔

我想最近华仔很烦吧! 这是因为他被发现已经和朱丽倩结婚了, 而且还被人查出结婚证书呢! :xknow:

现在整个娱乐圈都在讲这事情呀! 娱乐杂志都在说他是大话精!

我本身就觉得, 他有错! 这是因为他是公众人物, 万人迷和很多人的典范. 可是他还是讲了一个骗了这么多人的大话. 而且让一个女人委屈了24年呀!

可是, 众所周知的是华仔肯定有他的苦衷呀! 而且我本身就觉得不能太怪罪于他. 说到底, 他结婚与否也不是我们可以控制的哟! 更何况是我们凭什么要华仔一定要告诉我们他结婚呢? :think:

我相信如果他宣布结婚的事情, 肯定也会弄出很多的娱乐新闻. 比如那个所谓的前女友喻可欣就会出来乱说话了. 什么她也有结婚证书呀, 定情信物呀! 总之什么都会乱说的. X( 一句话, 她是傻的! [-(

所以我说呀, 不要去烦华仔呀! 让他也有自己的私人空间. 也顺便让华仔知道我是永远支持你的!

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阿仙奴的Eduardo插水进球绝招

赢波输德!

我想Arsene Wenger应该是自打嘴巴吧! 他常说其他球员爱假摔, 可是阿仙奴就也是其中的强者呀!

2006 Wenger:

“We have to fight it and there is only one way to punish people diving obviously: suspension. Once it is in the game it is difficult to get it out. Once a guy knows he might be punished he will not dive.”

2009-08-26 Wenger:

“Sometimes the players dive just because they pushed the ball too far and the only way to get something out of the situation is to dive. We are all managers who can never say that one of our players has not dived. Nobody can say that in our league. I can say that when my team are not involved I am 100% against it.” [如果是自己的球队就可以假摔吗?]

“I believe it was not a penalty but I’m not sure the keeper didn’t touch him with his right knee,”

“Eduardo might have jumped out of the way as well. I have never asked anyone to dive to win a penalty. I do not want a penalty which is not a penalty but I do not go as far as to say Eduardo dived.”

“Yes, because you are thinking, ‘Why has he done that?’ and you know you cannot explain it. At times I saw it and I said that I didn’t to protect the player, because I could not find any rational explanation to defend him.” [睁眼讲骗话!]

讲人就会, 自己也不是一样的做!

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The Confusion

读了Ken的博客文章, 觉得蛮有意思的. 特此分享.

The CEO requirement

One day, Maco had been asked to go into his CEO room. The CEO tells Maco to design a mock for a moving vehicle that able to send him from destination A to destination B. After a very big story on his CEO requirement so Maco went back to his place and try to digest his CEO requirement.

Requirement study

Maco went back to his place and do his requirement studies. After a while on the study, he suddenly found out that he did not know whether the CEO wants a sedan car, luxury car or a MPV.  He started to get confuse as every type of vehicle is actually able to meet the requirement but different type of vehicle had different of spec in doing the mock. So he plans to ask Area Manager for more details on what actually the CEO wants.

The proper planning

Maco went to Area Manger to get for further clarifications. Maco brings out all his concern to the Area Manager and brings all the studies to him. The Area Manager found it very serious and he suggested proper planning need to be executed in order to have the best mock up present to his CEO. The Area Manager decided that he will call up all the Department Head to have a meeting and going to provide a statistic on which type of vehicle that best suit the current market.  After hearing the planning, Maco starts to get relief and continue back his daily task.

Nothing had planned

One month later …….. Sales Manager come to Maco and asked him about the status of the design. Maco get shocked as he is still pending the decisions on the Area Manager. He told the Sales Manager that the Area Manager had promised to come out a statistic on which type of vehicle should design. The Sales Manager also shocked as he had been told from the CEO that he needs the proposed design on next month but now actually nothing had been proceed.  Maco started to get blur, so he planned to go back to the Area Manager to ask for the statistic.

Back to basic

Maco rushed to the Area Manager Room to get for explanation. Maco asked whether the statistic had come out from different department. Area Manager once again seriously answer to Maco that the statistic still haven’t come out, but he told Maco in order to safeguard yourself please design a mock of sedan car, luxury car and a MPV for CEO to choose himself and this will never go wrong.

The End

Maco  (T_T).

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客人需求

一直以来, 我们都有争议在客人的需求. 一直问, 你们知道客人真真要的是什么东西吗?

这可能是所有IT工作人员常会遇到的问题呀! 可是谁又能说自己最能掌握客人的需求呢? 这是因为客人往往也不知道他们要的是什么东西呀! :xknow:

IT User Requirement

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